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Watching - Poem - Part 2
My entire world crumbled that morning.  (Carefully structured around you)
Your life was taken, two shots fired.  (You finally got free)
By no means have they won  (Lying makes the pain simpler)
Nothing will stop me from keeping on going  (No-one is safe)
Though I find it hard to remain positive anymore (I'm a reasonable man)
Now I see the dark clouds. (They never left me)
They block out the stars you left for me  (Firey gems on a destructive mission)
Don't forget my name, "I'll be back soon."  (I knew I wouldn't see you again)
Quietly I'll think.  (If only you knew what I saw)
You never knew of me, you never spoke of me.  (Secrets are safer when you're afraid to tell them)
Because you, never were meant to have ever found me.  (Watching your last breath made me too happy for words)
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i lost my way
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God - A new slant
...and on the news today; God releases a video tape preaching the new 10 commandments, we go live to our religious affairs correspondent Robert Piggott who's outside the pearly gates right now. Robert, can you tell me what was said in this tape exactly please?
-Certainly, the unpredicted videotape today, shows God, wearing an Iranian turban, surrounded by armed extremists, announcing the new 10 commandments. In the background syringes and empty beer cans lie on the floor. The FBI have issued a statement revealing precisley what God or "G-dog" as he now want's to be known as, has said.
"Peace dudes, whassup? 'Aint heard from me in a while? Yeah I'm back and i'm mighty pissed! I been busy and all on a side-project called "Hell". Don't worry, you'll all know about it soon enough. Anyway cutting the crap, i'm here to issue new rules and regulations for you suckers to live by.
Numero Uno! All you guys have gotta quit sucking up to me each week at church. Seriously guys, it's flattering and
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Opening Up
A story for a happy family.
As any family should, this family started out with a Mother and a Father, there were 3 sons, and they all lived in a house in Norwich.
As in the case of any family, arguements broke out in this house.... some serious, some not serious, but eventually the arguements got too much.
You see, this family was different, the Father commuted long-distance to Peterborough, was only seen at weekends... rarely
The Mother was very ill, not physically, but mentally, looking after the kids on her own, she found the stress too much to take.
Her illness started to come out, and the Father decided not to come home as often.
With no venting point for her illness, and with no-one noticing, the Mother got more and more out of control.
With anger directed largely upon the youngest, a wide range of abuses filled that small semi-detatched house.
Hours in locked dark cupboards, and a swollen face became common place in this disfunctional house for the youngest child.
With th
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Welcome to The Country
I had this voice in
My head whispering
"Just get over it, man."
Having a blast playing Kurt Cobain
With a deodourant can
A happy crowd on the TV
A terrorist mowed it and ran
Mr. President took the case
Closed it and Bang
Ladies and gentlemen
This country may as well be
Soda in cans
And it's been more shook
Than a home in Islam
Can you guess who?
Oh yeah, it's the U.S.A
As in Ya'll best say
That texas
Is tha' bes' state!
Darn tootin'
Yee-haw and
All that shit
Send out the soldiers
Give 'em jack shit to come
Back with...
Except when they die
Two fucking medals on their jackets..
I can invision it must
Take such a fucking long
Minute for a pig to sit
And listen to the news
And as he listens through
Not one stinking second
Does he see it, before his country record
Through the dude's pupils
Who's doing the mission's view
Oh, yeah Mr. Southern Comfort
Feels like shitting
And pissing on you
And forgetting about the decision
That puts us in position
To be first for the collision
Best tell the
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Watching - Poem
Lock Up your kids tonight.  (I have arrived)
Arm your house high with protection.  (You'll need it)
Secure your kids with a double-barrel.  (Take a shot at it)
Be inside when the stars appear. (From behind dark clouds)
Don't let them know that I know you.  (I'll fight you back)
I'll sit in my jail cell.  (Plotting)
While the government eyes are still watching me.  (I am their pupil)
You. can't see the power they have over you. (A network full.)
Dont look away from their power.  (A glaring blaze of red)
the world isn't safe. (Any more)
Dish out the dirty lies from the gutter. (I am jealous)
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Dont really like it.. but im experimenting.. and someone might like it... so.. hmm...
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smack-the-bitch-up Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2007
Boo! yay joe! lol.
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tonicaaek Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2007  Professional General Artist
omg<3
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jmart-art Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2007  Professional General Artist
come back have you? :yoda:
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grungegrrrl Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2006   Photographer
It's me the one the call sarah with an egg and a it :P
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DanDan88 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2006   Photographer
greetings human.
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xcx Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2006
8D
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yakiroba Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2005
I don't smoke weed anymore, but if I did, I'd use sweat for bong-water..... that'd be awesome!! :D
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waste-your-life Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2005   Photographer
where have you gone? come back to me joe!
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waste-your-life Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2005   Photographer
:lick: I miss you Joe!
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MotivationNeeded Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2005
hahahaha nice name dude...
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